Pervs på patrull - slarvig bj för att kolla in rumskamrat med se

She's finally putting some work in around here.

Folks I'll tell you this may be the laziest roommate anybody has ever had.

You ever seen a man do the dishes and do the laundry after a woman?

Well me neither, but her dishes are still dirty and so is the laundry.

Typically you fuck your girl roommates but she's either prude or is in love with her